AFFLICTING THE COMFORTABLE AND COMFORTING THE AFFLICTED SINCE 1813

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

LIMBAUGH TO THE RESCUE

Willard – I'm off-shoring jobs and money as fast as I can – Romney had a bad few weeks.  The problems aren't just his bank accounts in the Caymans, his secret business in Bermuda and his refusal to release his tax records, but everybody, especially other flat earth, Grumpy Old People (GOP), have been ganging up on Willard.  Luckily Willard still has one friend.

            Chubby, one note, bloviating, blowhard Rush – where's my oxycontin – Limbaugh has been offering Willard advice on how to run his campaign.  Rushbo told Romney to go after Obama about Obama's use of marijuana while Obama was in college.  Limbaugh is against college students using drugs.  Ha ha that's funny.


            Limbaugh was arrested for illegally using the prescription drug Oxycontin (known as Hillbilly Heroin) and hired the most expensive lawyers he could find to keep his fat butt out of jail.
  



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