AFFLICTING THE COMFORTABLE AND COMFORTING THE AFFLICTED SINCE 1813

Saturday, September 1, 2012

The Romneys and Friends

Willard and Mrs Willard are the best hosts in the whole world.  When you come to one of their sixty two houses for a visit they make you feel like royalty, because that's the way to do it.
They give you a nice room on the seventh floor and they feed you tea and oranges that come all the way from China.
And if one of the boys is home for a home-cooked meal cooked by one of the Romney's dozen French chefs (Willard LUVS the French), the Romneys will tell the boy to take you out back for a swim in the Pacific Ocean that they now own, which they bought for a song when it was in bankruptcy. 
So if you ever get an invite to visit the Romneys don't be afraid to ask for anything, anything in the whole world.







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